Shower Poems
Wishing
Well poem
Spices, detergents and gadgets galore,
You have several dozen, but still could use more.
If you could bring Just one of these,
Our bride to be You sure would please.
So wrap it in tissue paper But your name do not tell,
It's just a little something To wish her well.
Recipe
For Preserving a Spouse
Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young, and
only such as have been reared in a good moral atmosphere.
Some insist on keeping them in a pickle, while others keep
them in hot water. This only makes them sour, and sometimes
bitter; but even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender
and good by gathering with patience, well-sweetened with smiles,
flavored with kisses to taste. Wrap in a mantle of charity,
keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion. Serve with
peaches and cream. When thus prepared they will keep for years!
Recipe
For A Happy Marriage
Take plenty of Patience,
Blend smoothly with Love;
Fold enough Humor
To season above.
Then sprinkle with Laughter,
And stir in some Praise;
Add Kindness and Tact for
Those difficult days.
Mix warmly together
With Trust, Faith, and Cheer;
Makes one Happy Marriage
That mellows each year.
Our
Treasure Chest
To save you looking, shopping and buying,
Here's an idea we hope you like trying.
As we have all the little things we require,
Some money for bigger things is what we desire.
So pop a check in a card,
It really isn't all that hard.
Place your envelope in our "Treasure Chest"
And we will shop for what is best.
Now that we've saved you all that fuss,
We hope you will come and celebrate with us.
Bon
Voyage poem
Jason and Mary will be sailing away.
Honeymoons are expensive, let's help them pay.
Rick and Susan are throwing a bash,
In lieu of gifts please donate some cash.
Household
Poem
Dear Sarah, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a
THYME in your marriage when you find Mark is not always MR.
CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH.
Mark will always bring you CHEER and you will find JOY, so
remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To Sarah and Mark
the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to come.
And may Mark always be your HONEY
Bachelorette
Poem
Cathy will no longer be a Miss
All she desires is a little wedding bliss.
So please bring her a pair of panties
Lacy or silky, no matter how scanty.
And her wedding night will be more than a kiss!
Lingerie
Poem
We're all coming together
To share in Karen's last days
Of being single and free
And her crazy girl ways
A shower we've planned
For March 3rd around four
Please bring her a 'sexy'
That'll make Donald roar!
Recipe
Poem
Enclosed for you is a recipe card
To fill it in shouldn't be hard.
Barb might like to try your favorite cake
or whatever it is you like to make.
So don't forget the card on this special date
Fill it in now, don't hesitate.
At the shower will be a recipe box to fill
So bring this recipe card, if you will.
Garden
of Delight
Try and try with all your might
Think of a gift for the Garden of Delight.
They've purchased a home, the yard needs a lift
Please keep this in mind when selecting a gift.
Below are some ideas, just for a start
Be creative, have fun...choose a gift from your heart.
List some ideas, for example,
shovel, rake, plants, wheel barrow.
